From Yogamum and Charlotte:
- Rock Star Name (name of first pet plus the name of your current car): Gus Hyundai. Or Gus Accent.
- Gangsta Name (ice cream flavor plus cookie): Chocolate Lace Marble.
- Fly boy name (first letter of first name plus three letters of last name): R Mag
- Detective Name (favorite color plus favorite animal): Green Wolf
- Soap Opera Name (middle name plus birth city): Michael Taft
- Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name plus first two letters of first name): Mag-Ri
- Superhero Name (second favorite color plus favorite drink, add “the”): The Blue Hobgoblin (I cheated a bit here.)
- Nascar Name (First two names of grandfathers): John Delbert
- Stripper Name (favorite perfume plus favorite sweet): I don’t have a favorite perfume because Dorothy doesn’t wear any! I like the smell of sandalwood, though. Sandalwood Chocolate Chip Cookie sounds very stupid, though.
- Witness Protection Name (parents’ middle names): Jean Michael. Or Michael Jean.
- Weather Anchor Name (fifth grade teacher’s name plus a city beginning with the same letter): Who the hell was my fifth grade teacher? The only teacher’s name I remember is my orchestra teacher, Barney Boggs, which, come to think of it works very well. How about Barney Bakersfield?
- Spy Name (favorite season plus favorite flower): Spring Nasturtium.
- Cartoon Name (favorite fruit plus what you’re wearing, with a “y” or “ie” added): Orange Cargo Shortsie
- Hippie Name (breakfast food plus favorite tree): Kashi Sequoia. I like it a lot.
- Rock Star Tour Name (favorite hobby plus weather element, with “the”): The Criterium Thunderstorm Tour. Perfect.
The Hobgoblin of Little Minds 
Ahhh, I’ve done this meme but haven’t posted it yet (no time to post), but if memory serves me correctly, without going and looking, the one I have seems to be a little different (are memes becoming more and more like playing “gossip” a.k.a. “telephone?”). Expect to see it sometime in October. And my favorite color is green, too. And I love the Blue Hobgoblin. We have to find someone to paint him.
Some of these are very funny. Love “The Blue Hobgoblin”. The only one I could do humerously wd be my Weather Anchor Name: my 5th grade teacher was Sister Scholastica. So of course this wd have to be: Scholastica Sacremento.
Kashi Sequoia is AWESOME!
I can’t believe you don’t remember your teachers’ names! I remember all of them up until college, which is when things start to get a little fuzzy.
I am now on The Blogging Tornado Tour.
thank you for providing my with hours of endless entertainment.
The Blue Hobgoblin! I like that, what a cute name 🙂